A long time ago in a galaxy not so far away, I got into a beef with the lead singer of a band named SOMETHING FICTION. I wrote a whole book series telling the entire story of the beef but I want to focus on one particular part of it.
He learned knowledge about a certain esoteric spiritual concept called The Planetary Grid. This is basically a grid that is connected to the chakras of The Earth [if you don't know what that is then go look it up]. With this power you can unite all of humanity to think about certain people/thoughts all day long and with a famous social media account you could change the world.
Before this I was a spiritual monk focused on changing the world and not sex, but somewhere along the way he defiled my muse by having astral sex with her on the astral plane. Because he did this I thought to myself "This diabolical creature chose astral sex that could've helped me when I was younger instead of giving me a treatment plan so that I can change the world".
That's the moment I realized that I needed all 4 billion women on this planet to reject him. I made a promise saying "You won't get away with this dude. I will assemble all of the baddest bitches in the world and I won't even touch them unless they reject you". Sure enough that ended up happening about a year later.
At first it was supposed to be a few, but he kept trying to get away with everything and retaliating by astral projecting, going to their houses on the astral plane, ejecting them from their bodies and sexually assaulting them. Because of this, many musicians who had astral projected began to follow his lead and before I knew it a #CosmicCult had been started.
To get them to stop having sex with him I also assembled the 100 sexiest men in America. That still didn't stop him so therefore as the years passed by I assembled 300 bodacious curvy women who have extremely big assets.
When I was younger I masturbated a lot and saw a lot while I did and I personally never hated any of the people who participated in that culture so I thought it would be fine. However, I got back on Instagram soon after and began seeing a lot of backlash from thin women on social media because of this #CosmicCult.
I tried to tell people that I've struggled with body dysmorphia all my life so I know how it feels and would never reject someone because of the genetics they didn't choose. I thought that would stop the backlash. However women didn't get any happier and the backlash continued.
Once I realized that a large percentage of the population struggles with insecurity because of this #CosmicCult I sank into a deep depression. I couldn't believe the effect it had on the world.
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