When I was younger I noticed something insane happening in the movie industry. Someone made a movie about me. I know. It sounds absolutely crazy but it's true.
The first one that I noticed was The Lego Batman Movie. They made Robin about me and it blew my mind. Next thing I knew I was noticing this everywhere. Not just movies but also TV shows and video games.
Then there was Deadpool, Final Fantasy XV, the final season of Samurai Jack, The Legend of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild, Super Mario: Odyssey, Super Smash Bros: Ultimate and Dragon Ball Super: Broly.
I can't go into details but it's definitely true and I know why it happened. Somebody that I used to know activated something called The Planetary Grid. It's basically a spiritual technology embedded into the Earth that was built into the planet in order to help with the spiritual awakening of humanity.
It has the power to make all humans think about one person all day long. I'm pretty sure it was designed to unite us but instead it is making so many studios make movies, TV shows and video games about me.
After I realized this I started beefing with my mortal nemesis that I mentioned earlier. I started making fanfiction essentially and made myself the protagonist of so many fictional franchises. At the time I thought it was harmless but later on I realized that this is also making everybody jealous.
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